July 13th, 2009 by Amanda
I stumbled upon this very interesting article today. It’s from last year which makes me wonder, why am I only finding out about it now?! Seriously though, WTF IS THIS THING?! Some people say raccoon, others say a “flightless griffin”, Sydney on the other hand thinks it’s “definitely a bird, chicken…chihuahua”, personally, I don’t think it’s any of those things.
From New York Magazine:
“Yesterday, Gawker ran what appeared to be a photo of a bloated, leathery animal corpse — only it was like no animal anyone had seen before. A stout, hairless creature with a beak, claws, and the almond-shaped eyes familiar from renderings of space aliens, it looked, in short, like a monster. Hence the headline: “Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk.”
A number of eyewitnesses say they saw the monster with their own eyes. “I saw the monster,” says Michael Meehan, a 22-year-old waiter at the Surfside Inn, which sits above the beach where the monster washed up. “I just came walking down the beach and everyone was looking at it. No one knew what it was. It kind of looked like a dog, but it had this crazy-looking beak. I mean, I would freak out if something like that popped up next to me in the water.”
“This woman kept calling animal control, she wanted to name it after herself. I think they came and got it. The carcass. Whatever it was.”
But did they? The East Hampton branch of animal control referred Daily Intel to a supervisor who did not return calls for comment. And Navitski, of Evolutionary Media Group, says her friend’s sister says animal control never came. “They say an old guy came and carted it away,” she said. “He said, ‘I’m going to mount it on my wall.’ ”
This did come out over a year ago, so I’m going to do some investigating and see if they ever did find out what it was.
The can read the original article here.
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And now for a little comic relief…
This was Christwire‘s version of the Montauk Monster:
“It’s an ABOMINATION to natural order that some geneticists created and frankly I’d like to know what else those Dr. Frankenstein’s are creating in their secret island labs. You’ve all seen Jurassic Park with the imaginary dinosaurs and you know that geneticists have been working on actual cloning some time now.
My scientific opinion is that this critter demon looks like the cross of a demon and a wild hog, with some bird of some sort in it, probably ostrich.”
View this and other hilarious article’s about “things that will kill you dead” here!